Things to remember when I'm dropping $40,000 on diamonds

1.) Delicous recipe:

• combine water and pasta in a pot. bring to boil.
• walk away because if you watch the pot it will take forever.
• Drink your 40 and watch OC housewives.
• Run back to the stove because the water is boiling over. If you are Catholic you can make penance for this mistake by turning the knob down to 3.
• Return to OC housewives and 40.
• Check on pot. It's not doing anything. Turn back up to seven.
• When pasta is done strain
• Mix in Balsamic vinagarette dressing; spicy thai sauce; butter; pepper
• Enjoy!
  

2.) The taste of a 3 day old opened 40
3.) Having stomach pains from the combination of pasta recipe and age of 40

4.) Knowing that you can buy a weeks worth of ramen and eggs for under $4.00