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My ex: is far away
Maybe I should: eat better than I do.
I love: dogs
I don't understand: math and my forgetfulness
I lose: my favorite lady gloves
People say I'm: nice I guess. That’s lame.
Love is: retarded
Somewhere, someone is: wasting time just like I am
I will always: have a bleeding heart
Forever seems: retarded
I never want to: get an STD
I think the current President is: a douche
When I woke up this morning: I was trying to remember if I sleep walked
I get annoyed when: people are condescending
Parties are: parties
My pet is: in TN.
Kisses are the worst when: they’re near your butt
Today I: at 2 lunches
Tomorrow I'm going to: try to be productive
I really want: a dog, a tub, and a boat
I have low tolerance for people that: are shitty
If I had a million dollars I'd: buy a house, a dog, a horse, a rich old friend nana to drink tea with, a boat and a horse, and a tub.