For awhile now I’ve had this thing where If there is anything too close to my neck I start to gag/dry heave randomly and uncontrollably. I used to think it was kind of funny but it’s embarrassing now. It just started happening more frequently. It mostly happens when I’m walking up the hill to my house. It’s not like there’s anything really tight around my neck. I’m the first to admit it’s weird and crazy. I bet the neighbors think I have turrets. I had a friend whose ex-boyfriend used to gag when people burped.
I have added another dream pet. A hippo.
Jessica does the following:
Eats sweet potatoes
Kisses puppies
Sleeps while wild male hippos mate
I’m also in the market for a Sherpa. One to help me get out of bed and find new more exciting ways to get to work and back.
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