Survey Sez

1-3 up and left.

4. Fill in the blank. I like...
goat cheese

5. What is a goal you would like to accomplish in the near future?
invisalign, butt lifts

6. If you were to wake up after being in a coma who would you call?
Bear Grillz

7. How many kids do you want to have?
as many as it takes to do the laundry

8. Are you a good parent.
gross

9. Where was your default picture taken?
when I was in concert in 92

10. Whats your middle name?
Louise

11. Honestly, whats on your mind right now?
I have heartburn. Give me more money.

12. If you could go back in time and change something, what would it be?
I’d wear my retainer and stay in school

13. Who was or will be the maid of honor/ best man in your wedding?
a monkey riding a pony

14. What are you wearing right now?
a sweater and snake feet

15. Righty or Lefty?
I write with the hand that nuns don’t smack

16. Best place to eat?
in my car after buying a bunch of junk food and then eating it all in an unlit parking lot……wait a minute

17. Favorite jeans?
painted on

18. Favorite animal?
horse, dog, hippo

19. Favorite juice?
hawaian punch

20. Have you had the chicken pox?
yes and impetigo

21. Have you had a sore throat?
does that still happen?

22. Ever had a bar fight?
no but I’ve broken up 3

24. Shoe size?
500…you know what that means

25. Do you wear contact lenses or glasses?
contacts….glasses will happen soon

26. Ever been in a fight with your pet?
one time we didn’t talk to eachother for 3 days….

27. Been to Mexico?
nope

28. Did you buy something today?
coffee

29. Yesterday?
I bought peppermint schnopps nips and a cupcake, and book tags

30. Do you miss someone today?
karate kid

31. Did you get in a fight with someone today?
um with the asshole that hugged the pole and got in my personal space

32. When is the last time you had a massage?
a month ago

33. Last person to lay in your bed:
my bed is only big enough for me

34. Last person to see you cry?
the children of the world

35. Who made you cry?
poverty

36. What was the last TV show you watched?
Animal cops. It made me have a dream about a puppy who’s eye fell out

37. What are your plans for the weekend?
Ice skating and belly dancing. I’m a woman of the 90’s

38. Who do you think will repost this?
Cara I reposted

Teeth Time USA!

I am only scared of 4 things in life; ghosts, aliens, bugs, and THE DENTIST!! The dentist pretty much tops the list. I was so afraid to go that after I left the nest I didn't go until last year. Surprisingly none of my teeth fell out and I had only a few cavities.

The only way that I would ever consider going last year was to be sedated. It was wonderful! They gave me a back pack, chapstick, and a t-shirt with a tooth on it. The night before I took drugs and woke up like Judy Garland. They gave me more drugs and gas when I got there and then went to town on my mouth. They fixed EVERYTHING within an hour.

Well everyone I've made me very own dentist appointment w/o sedation. Not because I've grown some dentist balls but more because sedation would bust the bank. I've also come to the conclusion that I want Invisalign. I've gone through the hell of braces and have crooked teeth again due to not wanting to wear my retainer. In my defense I went through enough agony being a nerd with a perm so the last thing I needed was a smelly peice of plastic in my mouth that gave me a lisp. Choose your battles.

Invisalign are braces/retainers that are clear and look like teeth. If/When I get them I may not talk to you for a week until I can master talking without drooling. I think I do this anyway from time to time but it's cold and flu season so I should be considerate of that.

My dentitst:

I can't stop staring

I got flowers from my work and I can't stop staring at them. I think i've looked at them an average of 5 times every two minutes. I want to eat them they're so pretty. I'm consumed. I even try to bring them up in casual conversation. I don't think I'll be too upset when they're gone though because I'll have my life back.

In other news I'm thinking of joining an expensive gym. Healthworks is the all ladies all the time gym 1 minute away from my house. There are a lot of down sides to this gym. It's really busy most of the time and really expensive. I've also heard that there's a huge population of naked paraders which makes me really uncomfortable because i'm Catholic and think nudity is a sin. It's so close though. I could forget my sneakers as many times as I want and only waste 10 minutes.

My other option is BSC. I'm going to look at them today. I doubt however, that they have endless supplies of cotton balls, q-tips, tpons, blowdryers, and god damn NIA.

Friends

This is what I've been up to:

- Christmas Eve I drank a bottle of wine, ordered dominos, painted my room shiny poo brown, did all of my laundry, and built this (see below). Not only did i build that shit but I dragged it up a flight of stairs into my room. I only cut one of my feet in the process which is pretty good because I thought I was going to fall down the stairs and I had the nervous sweats. (side note: a few days before I started taking prozac. One of the symptoms they said to check for was carelessly putting yourself in dangerous situations. This bookshelf situation felt pretty dangerous. I was also climbing my windows whilst painting. I COULD HAVE FALLEN!!!!)

- I'm a size 3 in pants now. That's disgusting. I havent been a size 3 since freshmen year in highschool. Don't worry I'm eating EVERYTHING I can find to avoid shopping at the Limited Too agian.

- A window fell on my face. I went to open it and the whole thing fell on my face. I thought maybe I'd get a nice black eye so I could blame it on JR but I only have a small scratch that I can maybe blame on tweezers.

- I got a plastic mason jar water fountain. It's battery operated and proudly sitting on my desk right now. I can now do the follwoing at my desk:

wash my face
make fake tears
get a sip of water
clean my desk
brush my teeth

I want to fill it with champagne and make a music video.

- During the ice storms I fell 4 count em 4 times. Once down the stairs and a bunch on the streets.

- I have a hole in my right boot. I wear a plastic bag on that foot when it rains.

I think that's it for now. I can't really think of anything else right now.






Hi guys,