Survetional

What is in the back seat of your car right now?
my imagination. I don’t have a car.


When was the last time you threw up?
when I saw yer face


What's your favorite word or phrase?
Tactical


Name 3 people who made you smile today?
Olivia, Helena, lol cats


What were you doing at 8 am this morning?
taking a nap after a shower

What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
drawing myself with a helmet and an alligator


Favorite board game?
none of them


Have you ever been to a strip club?
how else did I get this glitter on me?

What is the last thing you said aloud?
I don’t remember so I just said hello out loud so I could answer the question.

What is the best ice cream flavor?
Almond cream or peanutbutter


What was the last thing you had to drink?
coffee


What are you wearing right now?
grease stained pants


What was the last thing you ate?
a 7 layer bar to add 7 layers to my 7 layer ass

Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
I tried to but Burlington coat factory’s leapord pants do not come in size normal

When was the last time you ran?
Yesterday


What's the last sporting event you watched?
shit was it really a patriots game…..


If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?
To the king of England’s bathroom


Who is the last person you sent a comment/message on myspace?
I commented on my double dog double chin photo….


Ever go camping?
a long time ago


Do you have a tan?
yes and it’s not real. Priests tan too.

Have you ever lost anything down a toilet?
my cell phone 2 times


What is your guilty pleasure?
bad tv


Do you use smiley faces on the computer a lot?
no. I do on random things though

Do you drink your soda from a straw?
my grandmother doesn’t know how to drink out of a bottle.


What did your last text message say?
eat shit

Are you someone's best friend?
no eat shit

What are you doing tomorrow?
taking it to the limit


Where is your mom right now?
at home interwebbing


Look to your left, what do you see?
Neil Patrick Harris riding a unicorn saying “get to work”


What color is your watch?
Nope

Ever ridden on a roller coaster?
yes and I took it to the limit.

Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?
If I have an emergency call on any of my lines I go in.

Do you have any friends on myspace that you actually hate?
no eat shit

Last person you talked to on the phone?
Donna from New Horizons….she indirectly said I was a pleasure to work with. Yeah MF


Have you met anyone famous?
Armani from Pharcyde. He smells nice


Any plans today?
I’m getting grown woman gifts for a friend that is now a woman.


Are you happy?
Yup


Where are you right now?
Work


Biggest annoyance in your life right now?
Every time I move it hurts and walking to/from work is boring and I want a woman purse work bag


Last song listened to?
“you’re a dirty girl, you’re a dirty girl”


Last movie you saw?
In Bruges

Are you allergic to anything?
mysteries

Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
My boots that have holes. I have to wear a plastic bag on my foot when it rains.


Are you jealous of anyone?
Tina Turner


Are you married?
no and for good reason. I’m everyone’s cousin.

Is anyone jealous of you?
The sun


What time is it?
4:00 o’clock pm

Do any of your friends have children?
not yet.


Do you eat healthy?
nope


What do you usually do during the day?
try to think of ways to become casually famous

Do you use the word 'hello' daily?
only when I’m not sure what to write at the beginning of an email


How many kids do you want when you're older?
as many as it takes to fill up my uterus


How old will you be turning on your next birthday?
26

Have you ever been to Six Flags?
yes

How did you get one of your scars?
jumping off of a fence

What are your plans for the weekend?
Buying woman gifts

God hates girls

It's official that God hates women. He gave us periods and he makes us cry at work. He also made us break our ankles after coming in 2nd in a pack of all boys. Then he didn't let us say goodbye to our trainer before he shot us in the head. Boys kiss your dicks because you're lucky to have them and God loves you.