Monday, January 28, 2008

Teeth Time USA!

I am only scared of 4 things in life; ghosts, aliens, bugs, and THE DENTIST!! The dentist pretty much tops the list. I was so afraid to go that after I left the nest I didn't go until last year. Surprisingly none of my teeth fell out and I had only a few cavities.

The only way that I would ever consider going last year was to be sedated. It was wonderful! They gave me a back pack, chapstick, and a t-shirt with a tooth on it. The night before I took drugs and woke up like Judy Garland. They gave me more drugs and gas when I got there and then went to town on my mouth. They fixed EVERYTHING within an hour.

Well everyone I've made me very own dentist appointment w/o sedation. Not because I've grown some dentist balls but more because sedation would bust the bank. I've also come to the conclusion that I want Invisalign. I've gone through the hell of braces and have crooked teeth again due to not wanting to wear my retainer. In my defense I went through enough agony being a nerd with a perm so the last thing I needed was a smelly peice of plastic in my mouth that gave me a lisp. Choose your battles.

Invisalign are braces/retainers that are clear and look like teeth. If/When I get them I may not talk to you for a week until I can master talking without drooling. I think I do this anyway from time to time but it's cold and flu season so I should be considerate of that.

My dentitst:




2 comments:

Buzz Stephens said...

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JR said...

Holy shit... did you get Judy Garland spam?