Friends

This is what I've been up to:

- Christmas Eve I drank a bottle of wine, ordered dominos, painted my room shiny poo brown, did all of my laundry, and built this (see below). Not only did i build that shit but I dragged it up a flight of stairs into my room. I only cut one of my feet in the process which is pretty good because I thought I was going to fall down the stairs and I had the nervous sweats. (side note: a few days before I started taking prozac. One of the symptoms they said to check for was carelessly putting yourself in dangerous situations. This bookshelf situation felt pretty dangerous. I was also climbing my windows whilst painting. I COULD HAVE FALLEN!!!!)

- I'm a size 3 in pants now. That's disgusting. I havent been a size 3 since freshmen year in highschool. Don't worry I'm eating EVERYTHING I can find to avoid shopping at the Limited Too agian.

- A window fell on my face. I went to open it and the whole thing fell on my face. I thought maybe I'd get a nice black eye so I could blame it on JR but I only have a small scratch that I can maybe blame on tweezers.

- I got a plastic mason jar water fountain. It's battery operated and proudly sitting on my desk right now. I can now do the follwoing at my desk:

wash my face
make fake tears
get a sip of water
clean my desk
brush my teeth

I want to fill it with champagne and make a music video.

- During the ice storms I fell 4 count em 4 times. Once down the stairs and a bunch on the streets.

- I have a hole in my right boot. I wear a plastic bag on that foot when it rains.

I think that's it for now. I can't really think of anything else right now.






Hi guys,