I got flowers from my work and I can't stop staring at them. I think i've looked at them an average of 5 times every two minutes. I want to eat them they're so pretty. I'm consumed. I even try to bring them up in casual conversation. I don't think I'll be too upset when they're gone though because I'll have my life back.
In other news I'm thinking of joining an expensive gym. Healthworks is the all ladies all the time gym 1 minute away from my house. There are a lot of down sides to this gym. It's really busy most of the time and really expensive. I've also heard that there's a huge population of naked paraders which makes me really uncomfortable because i'm Catholic and think nudity is a sin. It's so close though. I could forget my sneakers as many times as I want and only waste 10 minutes.
My other option is BSC. I'm going to look at them today. I doubt however, that they have endless supplies of cotton balls, q-tips, tpons, blowdryers, and god damn NIA.
1 comment:
Now that you have the picture, you can throw the flowers away and get back to the business of living.
As for falling, I know...gravity is such a bitch.
Watch out for picklefish! They seem to be after you once again.
xoxoxoxo...
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